Just another noun turned into a forcefit verb by the lazy, like "text" and "gift". The days of giving a gift, creating some text, or following a trend are well and truly over, mate.
That said, I'm comfy-chaired and catting.
Grin!
On your last statement, though, as well as a few others like your dismissive response to Paul about Robby Coltrane, I will tell you you're getting a bit scratchy when this little klatch tries various subjects to engage you a bit beyond your circumstances.
An occasional grump is one thing (we all do it) but you cannot expect a lot of enthusiasm if this is to be Eeyore's Gloomy Place or if people feel their hand is slapped away.
My apologies if I'm overstepping...