Oh, and you just keep on muttering about it too, mate, next you go out for a curry, call for Chinese take-away, or dive your hand into a bucket of the Colonel's finest. Grin!

You forget I used to live there, and I know all about you lot and yer tweed, flat-cap, plus-fours, and Yorkshire pud.

Now, off to Nando's with you!

(Scurrying to cover whilst giggling maniacally...)