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I am being radiated, magnetized, probed and tomographed axially whatever that means (CAT scanned in other words) I know I forgot lots more and its been at least 3 days per week every week, thank God for Medicare, I can't imagine how much all this is costing!
However at least I get to step out of bed for a few hours, sit outside in my wheelchair, sneak a forbidden smoke and admire the array pf bouncing boobs parading past - I make no apologies for this, I like boobs a lot and fantasies are all I have to rely upon ever since I discovered from all these probes that I also have an aggressive prostate cancer.
Sorry about that chaps, just trying to explain my lack of cheerfull news and short stories.
Still, look on the bright side, every time I get to go out I have to be carried in my wheelchair down two flights of narrow stairs by 3 strong men who put me in an ambulette and take me wherever I have to go and Mount Sinai hospital is spread all over New York city.
Its a Jewish taxi service called ESTHER and mostly manned by blokes from Uzbekistan who treat me very gently and kindly even allowing me to finish me fag when they come to pick me up from hospital. Of course we cannot smoke in the apartment so my very occasional fag like maybe 5 per week is a treat.
So Tammy has to go out quite a bit to have a smoke and do her bloody political crap on her phone and that way we dont get on each others nerves and I rely on this old laptop for my audiobooks and videos but YouTube is now detecting ad blockers and wont allow you in if you use one but there is a way around that I discovered thanks to my computer programming experience, good old Clive Sinclair I owe him so much including a career.
Being a 76 yr old D.O.M I'm allowed to fall in love with my pretty young nurses and thanks to my age I guessed my 40 yr old Chinese nurse to be in her mid 20's and compounded that sin by telling her how pretty she looked which was a good move when said nurse is pushing catheters up your willy!
In case you wondered, Fred, yes my wife accompanies me throughout my treatment and being an RN herself keeps me on the straight and narrow not that I'm daft enough to act on my fantasies.
She also protects me like a mother wolf, she even surprised me by her explosive reaction to one bad nursing assistant "GET THAT BITCH AWAY FROM MY HUSBAND!" It was absolutely deserved and even I complained to her boss about her rudeness, arrogance and lax observation of sterile procedure
which gave me an infection of the bladder and required a second treatment which got me Sue the Chinese RN who is a sweetheart.
New York really is an ethnic stew, you meet people from all over the world and most are very pleasant especially considering how hard it is to survive here with prices rising every month like roadside coffee sellers at $3 per cup and thats cheap! Last time i was here over ten years ago it was $1.
Well I really gave this my all, I hope it makes up a bit for my absence.
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