...with the motivations of one's adversaries. GRIN!

In this case cat-proof means all the baubles are moulded soft-ish plastic or plush, with plenty hung low so as to be easily plucked off by a pair of furry murder-mittens, then batted about the house in the night.

I'm sure I'll still be finding them in dark corners or under the settee in June or so.

Even if someone decides it's a good idea to climb it then bring it over, nothing breakable on this one.