Deconstructed!

I see that has finally hit your side of the world and what a bloody con trick it really is.

Moron: Here you are sir your deconstructed salad.

Me: Er it's just separate plates of vegetables various, plus one for sliced egg!

Moron: Yes isn't chef wonderful!

Me: Goodbye!

One ghastly trend that has gained traction over here at some of the so-called trendy establishments is using anything other than crockery to serve your food on.

From roof tiles,house bricks,and shoes to bits of driftwood, food now no longer served on anything resembling crockery. On more that one occasion when Mr Moron has asked, after making my food order, will you want anything else? I find myself replying yes food served on a bloody plate with a knife and fork, gravy served in a small jug or gravy boat and not a freshly ironed sock!

Check this site out which was started as an antidote to such shittery.

https://wewantplates.com/