A pit bull, a German shepherd and a cat are going into heaven. When they arrive they meet St. Peter at the Pearly Gate waiting to let them in.

St. Peter says to them “Before you can enter I have to ask you….“ He looks at the Pit Bull and asks, “What do you believe in?”

The Pit Bull says “I believe in loving everyone. And helping my master and going where he tells me to”. “very good” St. Peter says. “ You may sit at the right hand of my throne “.

St. Peter asks the German shepherd what he believes in. The German shepherd says “I believe in life. Keeping my owner’s family safe and taking care of them.” “Very good.” said St. Peter. “You may sit at the left hand of my throne.”

St. Peter then asks the cat “What do you believe “? The cat says “I believe you’re sitting in my chair”!