That made me laugh out loud. So much so that the missus jumped out of her skin!

Cheered me up for the rest of the day, not sure sure if it's the purity of the joke or the thought of some delinquent kid meeting a gory end, either way well done that man. (laughs)


I would add that I have nothing against kids it's just that it seems they are allergic to me insomuch as they get within an arm length of myself and mysteriously break out in bruises!

(To paraphrase Tony Hancock, as written by Galton and Simpson.)