Don't forget to set the old one alight on the next full moon and dance widdershins about the fire naked whilst reciting the assembly instructions for an Ikea entertainment centre in Latin, or the new one will be forever susceptible to being possessed by sprites and other mischievous faeries.


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The old laptop - healey36 September 17, 2025, 7:02 am
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