TOAD TALE PART 3
The ways and means discussion continued as the three chums got down to work following Toads news.

"Of course you'll be taking your 2 seater, assuming we get it roadworthy in time, nothing like a special to lure a boy's interests" suggested the Flight, whose baby the roadsters H6 OHC Hispano Suiza engine was.

"Attract you mean" said Toad with a grin "lure has lurid connotations, altar boys, the sort of nonsense that squalid tabloids such as the Nudes of the World like to wallow in."

"Pater swears it's the only honest rag on the market!" added Bones "but he keeps it hidden inside his F.T lest mater have his balls for breakfast."

The day and discussion both wore on as they began to assemble the germ of a plan.

The school in question was conveniently situated not far from London in the country town of Bishopsford. Founded and funded by the South Africa Company nabobs, the school had a reputation for producing solid Christian missionaries masquerading as plantation owners (or vice versa) who upheld the Victorian values of Jesus to such effect as to create a model democracy like Zimbabwe.