I shall not consider myself so reduced, certainly not on the sole authority of one who would descend to such an uncivilised level as to actually consume the participants of said private activity, that privilege reserved for the female participant in such cases as the mantis and various venomous spiders.

Certainly we are socially evolved beyond those examples.

Indeed, now that the gentleman has admitted his rather unusual fetish, I submit something must be done to protect the honour of the Club assembled.

As far as Pvt9 Fred, I propose raising him to Pvt7 for Services to the Club, exposing this potential embarrassment before it could be made public thus damaging the stature of the Club, and further I commend him for his rapier wit.