Rob Van Dam: Another Chill Zone coming up courtesy of everyone's favorite wrestler... Rob... Van... Dam...
RVD points his thumbs down at himself as he continues.
Rob Van Dam: Now tonight I have to go up against "The Elite". Three little kids that wanted to grow up to be just like me, R..V..D.. And now they have a chance to step into the ring with their idol, The Whole... F'n... Show... As long as Rikishi and Super Crazy stay out of my way, they'll be guaranteed a victory with little to no effort put in. Seems like a no brainer dudes.
RVD smirks then continues.
Rob Van Dam: And after Rob... Van... Dam... single handily takes out Kenny Omega and The Young Bucks tonight... I might just settle the score with my old pal Super Crazy who's insane jealousy has clearly been getting the best of him lately...
Van Dam shrugs it off then continues to speak.
Rob Van Dam: Then finally it'll come down to me and the man who's keeping the IWF World Title warm for me; Rikishi... Kishi... Iiii.... You've been forewarned. "The Whole F'n Show" has your number, and that World Heavyweight Title... consider it mine and don't let that fat ass swallow it whole dude...
RVD chuckles to himself and poses for the cameras as the cameras start to fade to black. Before it fades all the way Bill Alfonso runs on screen which cues the cameras to fade back in.
Bill Alfonso: You ready, Van Dam!? We've gotta tell everyone about this upcoming six man tag match tonight on Thrill Zone!! You ready Van Dam?!!
Rob Van Dam: I already did the interview Fonzie...
Bill Alfonso: You ####ing with me Van Dam?!
Rob Van Dam: Nah dude, lets go.
RVD walks off, Alfonso points in his direction and starts blowing his whistle frantically. Alfonso follows RVD off camera as the cameras fade to black all the way this time.
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