IWF RP Board: Friend or Foe?

*The camera pans around a dessert with Bill Alfonso walking with a towel draped over his head. The sound of a whistle fading is heard.*

Bill Alfonso: Water?.. Water?!..

*The Managers of Champions appears to be dehydrated. He falls to his knees. Suddenly off in the distance, a dust bowl can be seen. Alfonso nearly is struck by a 1989 black Toyota pick-up truck operated by...*

Super Crazy: SUPPPPPAAAA.... CRAZZZYYYYYYY!

*He tosses a cold bottle of water out the window to Alfonso, hopping out of the truck.*

Bill Alfonso: The hell you been daddy? You left me out here to die!

Super Crazy: Me not want you to die. I see if you friend or foe. I see if you STEW-PID enough to walk out here looking for me. You win! You can be my friend.

Bill Alfonso: I'm gonna kill you...

Super Crazy: Fon-zie. You got dat crazy wook in your eye.

Bill Alfonso: I'm gonna kill you...

*Alfonso lunges at him but Super Crazy side steps. Alfonso smacks his face off the truck. Super Crazy snickers.*

Super Crazy: Come on dumby. I got to train for RVD at SummerSlam. I have AC in the truck.

*Alfonso holds his head.*

Bill Alfonso: That piece of shit has air conditioning?

Super Crazy: Come on Fonzie. I need to train so I can't beat da shit out of Rob Van Dam. I make him wook like loser of the 90s. I moonsault on his head. I pee in his coke.

Bill Alfonso: Have you been being in my Cola? Is that why it tastes funny?!

*Super Crazy nods.*

Super Crazy: Not my fault you a leach. Get your own soda!

Bill Alfonso: I only drank your Mexican Cola because I figured you Hispanics put real cocaine in it for flavor.

Super Crazy: I leave now.

*Super Crazy speeds off in his 1989 pick-up truck leaving Alfonso in the dust with the scene fading black.*