("No Chance" hits the WWF pa system with the TitanTron flashing with a montage of TitanTowers and the McMahon family. Out struts Vince McMahon onto the stage to a chorus of boos from the fans. The Chairman of the WWF has a microphone in hand to address the sold-out audience.)

Vince McMahon: Is that what kind of a response you give to a man that has given so much for you and asked for nothing in return? Well the hell with all of you!

(More boos.)

Vince McMahon: I came out here for one reason and one reason only and that is to declare the opening of the World Wrestling Federation. WE ARE ALIVE!! And to kick off this exciting venture we will start this Sunday at the WWF Royal Rumble pay-per-view where a new World Wrestling Federation Champion will be crowned. That's right, the first ever WWF Champion will be crowned in a 30 man over the top rope Royal Rumble match! All superstars are welcomed.

(The fans erupt in cheers shouting various of their favorite WWF Superstars names.)

Vince McMahon: And the only thing you have to do in order to enter is write a roleplay. Sign up for the WWF Sim Fed and write a roleplay by Sunday morning 11am Eastern Time and try your shot at the WWF Championship at the WWF Royal Rumble. But I will let you all know right now! There is No Chance in Hell anyone is going to beat ME.. Vincent Kennedy McMahon! I'm entering the Rumble and taking my own belt! And I'm entrant number 30! HAPPY HUNTING!

(The fans erupt in boos at the Chairman of the WWF.)