*The camera finds Bradshaw and Faarooq backstage at a WWF house show playing cards, smoking a cigar and drinking beer around a table. Michael Cole approaches them for an exclusive WWF.com interview.*

Michael Cole: Bradshaw?.. Faarooq?!.. Gentlemen, do you have time for an interview?

*Faarooq stands up and slams his hands down on the table.*

Faarooq: Damnit Michael! Use the damn door!

*Cole looks at Bradshaw. Bradshaw points at a wooden door in the middle of a large backstage area sitting in a wooden frame.*

Bradshaw: You heard the man. What were you brought up in a barn?

Michael Cole: My apologies.

*Cole turns around, walks five feet and walks through the door.*

Bradshaw: Don't you know how to knock?

*Cole shrugs his shoulders, backs out of the door and knocks.*

Faarooq: Come in. By damn this man is pissing me off.

Bradshaw: Go ahead Michael. Conduct your business.

Michael Cole: Gentlemen, this Sunday is the Royal Rumble. What are your plans?

Faarooq: Do we get money for it?

Bradshaw: Yeah, who's paying us?

Michael Cole: Well Mr. McMahon announced a 30 man Royal Rumble with the winner receiving the WWF Championship.

Bradshaw: WWF Champion? That has a ring to it. Sure. Tell them to add us Cole.

Faarooq: And let the people know the Acolyte Protection Agency is open for business.

Bradshaw: If you get bullied Michael and you got the cash, we're your guys!

Faarooq: Now hit the door!

Michael Cole: Great.. THANKS GUYS! There you have it. Bradshaw and Faarooq are entering the Royal Rumble! And the A.P.A. is open for business!

*Scene fades.*