Val Venis: Damn, there’s a lot of fine looking babes out here today…
Suddenly Val walks past a fat man’s pale white giant hairy ass and pukes all over it. Mankind flips over with only his mask on and Mr Socko covering his dong. He starts wiping Val’s puke off him as he yells.
Mankind: Well I was… having a nice day!
Val Venis: What the hell are you doing out here naked?!
Mankind: Getting ready for the royal rumble. Vince says pale doesn’t sell.
Val Venis: You’re fat, dirty, ugly and hairy! You think getting a tan is gonna make you more popular?!
Mankind: It’s going to get me that BIG PUSH! Bang! Bang!
Mankind stands up quick and runs into the ocean. Val awkwardly glares at Mankind briefly, then turns his attention back to the hot beach babes’ buttocks’.
Val Venis: Ha ha ha… big push, bang bang indeed ya big stinky bastard…
One of the beach babes thinks Val Venis is talking to her. She shrieks then replies back to him.
Beach Babe: As if creep!
The cameras fade to black.
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