Naples AP - The new golf course at Campo Flegrei Italy extended an invitation ro President Trump to be the first to play the 36 hole courses. His new Qatari jet may land directly on the Campo Flegrei airport runway, midway between Bagnoli and Bacoli, and avoid Naples altogether.

Trump was told the course was laid out by Paul, following instructions from Jesus. Trump might not sink a putt on the course, but the water hazard might sink a plane.

News of the trump visit caused a 4.4 mg shaker, called a trumpler, followed by a swarm of smaller trumplers.

The New French Navy has been activated by Macron to take visitors who wish to watch trump break in the new course.



He won't be able to walk on the water, proving to everyone except MAGA that he is not like Jesus.