Poles and Italians are grateful because we replaced them at the bottom for title of world's dumbest people.

NASA is going to the sun. We're flying at night so its cooler. While the American scientist who knew the recipe for ice died, all our big cicites have uch ICE, they'll never run out. Singers sing. Ringers ring. Trump has a fing, and when he shows it, he's a finger. Rewmember the first time he read the word "groceries" on his teleprompter? He had to sound it out, like he attempted with acetomeniphen. Betcha he can't spell it.

He is pardoning every insurrectionist so in 2026 and 2028 they can do it again.

How will Mike Johnsin delay the vote on the Epstein File release? You know when that happens, the felon will sh!t his pants. Again.