Civilized General Discussion Board: ‘For I Am A Pirate King!’

Adapted slightly for today..

Oh better far to Live or Die
Under the brave black flag I fly,
Than play a sanctimonious part,
With a pirate head and a pirate heart.
Away to the cheating world go you,
Where pirates all are well-to-do;
But I’ll be true to the song I sing,
And live and die a Pirate King.
For Trump's a Pirate King!
And it is, it is a glorious thing
To be a Pirate King!
For Trump's a Pirate King!
He is! Hurrah for the Pirate King!
And it is, it is a glorious thing
For Trump, a Pirate King.
He is! Hurrah for our Pirate King!
Hurrah for the Pirate King!
When I sally forth to seek my prey
I help myself in a royal way.
I sink a few more ships, it’s true,
Than a well-bred monarch ought to do;
But many a king on a first-class throne,
If he wants to call his crown his own,
Must manage somehow to get through
More dirty work than ever I do,
For Trump's a Pirate King!
And he is, it is a glorious thing
To be a Pirate King!
For Trump's a Pirate King!
He is Hurrah for the Pirate King!
And it is, it is a glorious thing
For Trump's a Pirate King!
It is! Hurrah for our Pirate King!
Hurrah for our Pirate King