As long as we retain trump, we lose standing. Disparaging jokes once told about Polocks, Wops, and Frogs are told with US as butt of the humor. Just a trickle now because many still fear Felonodium. They aren't yet conditioned that his many boasts, brags and lies are empty threats. There won't be another Venezuela. World is on notice, and next attempt will meet heavy resistance abroad and domestically.

How did Trump invade Venezuela?
He walked south backwards from Mar a Lago across the Gulf of Epstein.

Did you hear about Trump's latest invention?
It's a wind-powered portable fan for hot golf days.

Did you hear in the news that the US-1 gift from Qatar crashed in a cemetery on Epstein's Island?
Trump administration officials so far retrieved 2000 bodies.

How will US enemies sink the new Trump class battleships?
Put them in water.

How will Trump sink his new nuclear submarine?
He'll open the door to look at his new ballroom.

How can you tell if a person is MAGA?
They can only remember one Mexican joke, and it's usually the one about the one-armed Mexican in a tree.

Trump ordered a Presidential helicopter for short flights to his golf courses.
For safety the presidential helicopter has an ejector seat if the helicopter is shot down or experiences mechanical breakdown due to budget cuts.