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Trump Honors Those Who Helped Others Avoid Service at Tomb of the Unknown Podiatrist Posted by Sia on May 26, 2025, 10:14 am ADMIN QUEENS, NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—In what has become a Memorial Day tradition for him, on Monday Donald J. Trump laid a wreath at the Tomb of the Unknown Podiatrist.   Trump made his annual pilgrimage to pay homage to the heroic doctors who issued bogus diagnoses to ensure that their privileged patients never answered the call of duty. In an emotional tribute, Trump thanked the fallen foot specialists who bravely risked their medical licenses so that others facing military service could be free. Choking back tears, he said, “They gave everything so people like me could give nothing.”

Cadet Bone Spurs! Posted by greenman on May 26, 2025, 12:40 pm, in reply to "Trump Honors Those Who Helped Others Avoid Service at Tomb of the Unknown Podiatrist" Valued Poster And yet people like John Kerry were crapped on by the same gang who backed Trump. I guess it's best just to laugh. -greenman

I suppose it is, but I simply can't laugh about it. It's personal to me. Posted by Sia on May 26, 2025, 9:19 pm, in reply to "Cadet Bone Spurs!" ADMIN

And to me. Posted by greenman on May 27, 2025, 8:38 am, in reply to "I suppose it is, but I simply can't laugh about it. It's personal to me." Valued Poster I'm a little torn, too..maybe it should've appeared another day would've been better when I wasn't hearing the sound of patriotic music of the 21-gun salute from our local cemetery.. -greenman

Yeah. I spent the day at 3 different cemeteries bringing flowers and lotsa tears between us all Posted by Sia on May 27, 2025, 4:59 pm, in reply to "And to me." ADMIN and Saturday at my brother in law's burial at yet another cemetery. It's been a rough weekend... Borowitz may have been a bit crass for the date, but my intent was a dig at dt who is a coward and a colossal PIG, not really to be funny. But you're right. Perhaps today woulda been better for it.

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