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Zelenskyy Asks trump to Give Ukraine Same Protection he Gives... Posted by Sia on August 20, 2025, 10:24 am ADMIN Zelenskyy Asks Trump to Give Ukraine Same Protection He Gives Pedophiles Aug 20 KYIV (The Borowitz Report)—Seeking robust security guarantees for his nation, on Wednesday Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy asked Donald J. Trump to “give Ukraine the same protection you have given pedophiles.” Hoping to flatter Trump, Zelenskyy said, “Mr. President, the Ukrainian people ask you to stand strong with them, just as you have stood strong in your refusal to release the Epstein files.” “We are not, of course, a nation of pedophiles,” he continued. “But imagine that we were, and protect us accordingly.” Specifying the sort of protection he sought for Ukraine, Zelenskyy ended his charm offensive by beseeching Trump, “Please give us whatever deal you gave Ghislaine.”

I mean C'Mon! He even bought a new suit for the meeting. Posted by jacque on August 21, 2025, 12:17 am, in reply to "Zelenskyy Asks trump to Give Ukraine Same Protection he Gives..." Valued Poster live long and prosper as best you can Jacque

Rolling on the floor laughing my fat #ss off Posted by Pikes Peak 14115 on August 20, 2025, 3:01 pm, in reply to "Zelenskyy Asks trump to Give Ukraine Same Protection he Gives..." ADMIN Seems like Zelenskyy has figured him out. Good! We need only remind people he is the leader of the REPUBLICAN party. You can look away from a painting, but you can't listen away from a symphony

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