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Borowitz on Nobel prize trump wants Posted by Sia on September 25, 2025, 11:12 pm ADMIN OSLO (The Borowitz Report)—The committee considering applications for the Nobel Peace Prize has asked Donald J. Trump for “clarification” about remarks he made during a funeral eulogy on Sunday in which he declared his undying hatred for his political opponents. The committee asked Trump to indicate why, in addition to announcing, “I can’t stand my opponent,” he used the eulogy to call his critics “major losers.” Additionally, the Nobel committee requested that Trump explain what he meant when he said of his rivals, “They cheated like dogs, but we got them back then. We have got them back.” According to insiders, Trump’s bid for a Nobel is now lagging far behind that of another Peace Prize aspirant, Kim Jong Un.

Kim hasn't started any wars! Posted by greenman on September 26, 2025, 12:02 pm, in reply to "Borowitz on Nobel prize trump wants" Valued Poster As far as we know (heh) he's 'stopped' just as many as Trump has! No nuclear attacks, no border raids..and wouldn't the award encourage him to be more peaceful still? RESIST!

Not yet. Give him time and opportunity Posted by Pikes Peak 14115 on September 26, 2025, 12:57 pm, in reply to "Kim hasn't started any wars!" ADMIN Kim would enjoy a distraction that allowed him to suddenly blitzkrieg the South. Possibly nuke it. He appears to have the weapons. Unfortunately he doesn't appear to have enough food to feed an army. You can look away from a painting, but you can't listen away from a symphony

Oh, he's capable alright Posted by greenman on September 26, 2025, 3:38 pm, in reply to "Not yet. Give him time and opportunity" Valued Poster Usually rocket tests and border harrassments are about all he can manage. But he does have some nukes. RESIST!

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