My dad
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Posted by Pikes Peak 14115
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Once they begin...
Posted by Skye
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Posted by Pikes Peak 14115 1. "My very MAGA aunt said, 'This could be our last Thanksgiving due to the rapture,' and I said, 'Well, that’s good, so I don’t have to live through another Trump presidency.'" 2. "My favorite is: 'It’s great how Trump has normalized men wearing makeup.'" 3. "I once asked a MAGA teacher which of her third graders she wanted to see deported." 4. "One person said she voted for Trump because she wanted to stop excessive government spending. I said, 'Like his $92 million parade.' They said they didn’t know anything about it. Convo silenced." 5. "I asked them if Trump would pass a background check to volunteer at their child’s school." 6. One user said, "My dad, 87, was commending Trump for getting 'gays and trans out of the military.'" Then, someone responded with this potential comeback: "So you want our army to be smaller if someone attacks us?" 7. "On numerous occasions, I’ve personally had Trump supporters tell me that 'Trump is your daddy' and I always ask them, 'Why hasn’t he paid child support?'" 8. "My 14-year-old daughter was near a 70-year-old Trump supporter who was talking about a trans person being in a church. She said, 'My mom taught me that if something in the room makes me uncomfortable, I should leave.'" 9. "I always ask where they get their news. They always answer with FOX only. Then I ask them if they have two right hands and two right feet? And how does that work for them?" 10. "My boomer boss always said, 'That’s Biden for you,' to EVERYTHING. Well, we had to stop ordering a few food items because of Trump's tariffs, and I said, 'That’s Trump for you!!' And he hasn’t said anything else since 😂" 11. "A lady in a Trump hat and a Love Your Neighbor shirt was sitting with her church group at a 4th of July parade. I marched with my left-leaning group, and she booed us. I walked up and said I LOVE YOUR SHIRT." 12. "When a woman says she voted for Trump, my very liberal white husband says, 'He likes me more than you.'" 13. "I asked my Trump humper father-in-law if he ever reads books anymore while in a heated argument about politics. He responded, 'Not anymore,' and I responded, 'Well, that is the problem, maybe you should.'" 14. “You cannot say that Biden did 'nothing' if Trump keeps repealing/undoing Biden-era legislation. So I say, 'For a president who supposedly did nothing, Trump is undoing a LOT of that 'nothing.'" 15. "I told a coworker, 'You don’t even praise your mother the way you praise him. How sad.' He hasn’t mentioned Trump to me since." 16. "When they talked about how Trump would save the economy, I would ask if they knew how many gold coins Judas sold Jesus out for." 17. "I told my Trump-obsessed coworker that Kamala did something bad (it was actually Trump), and he was like, 'This is why she couldn’t be president.' When I revealed it was actually Trump, he was silent." 18. "I had a co-worker who would rant on and on about what a great job Trump was doing. My other co-workers and I would roll our eyes. One night, she said, 'Oh, I wish people would just leave him alone and let him do his job,' to which I said, 'Like he left Obama alone about the birther story?' She turned red and shut up after that." 19. "Whenever I’m asked what my political affiliation is, I say, 'It’s personal. All I will say is that I’m not an angry, hateful person who wants to blame others for my unhappiness.' It’s funny how only one group of people gets offended by my response." 20. "My sister often used 'woke' as an insult. I finally told her I would rather be woke than in a coma. I have not heard that word from her again." 21. "When they tell me that universities are indoctrinating students to be liberal, I always respond with: 'How would you know? You never even went to college.' 🤭" 22. "So that guy with the concealer, lifts, and a girdle is your alpha male, huh?" 23. And finally: Make a MAGA your friend, and when topic of something felontrump did, does, or will do comes up, ask, "Would Jesus do that?" Make THEM question him.
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