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Trump Furious After "Pro Kings" Rally Draws Sparse Crowd. Posted by Sia on March 29, 2026, 12:45 pm ADMIN Trump Furious After "Pro Kings" Rally Draws Sparse Crowd. TBR No Kings Special Andy Borowitz - Mar 29 LEXINGTON, KY (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump was reportedly “apoplectic with rage” on Saturday after a tiny crowd showed up for his heavily-publicized “Pro Kings” rally. An advance team led by Eric Trump had scheduled the event at Lexington, Kentucky’s Kroger Field, a stadium with a 61,000-seat capacity, but later engaged in what was called “an orgy of finger-pointing” after only 17 people turned out. Taking to Truth Social, the elder Trump called the minuscule Pro Kings crowd a “total disgrace,” adding, “Especially this year, when we’re celebrating the 250th anniversary of the last time we had a King!”

Bwa ha ha ha ha! Posted by Pikes Peak 14115 on March 29, 2026, 5:58 pm, in reply to "Trump Furious After "Pro Kings" Rally Draws Sparse Crowd. " ADMIN My next protest song is titled The Trumpster Fire Burns! You can look away from a painting, but you can't listen away from a symphony

Ridiculous! Posted by greenman on March 29, 2026, 2:24 pm, in reply to "Trump Furious After "Pro Kings" Rally Draws Sparse Crowd. " Valued Poster Had this had been real, Trump would’ve said MILLIONS had attended! lol SAY ‘NO’ TO WAR! RESIST!

Of course he would've! LOL Posted by Sia on March 29, 2026, 4:59 pm, in reply to "Ridiculous!" ADMIN I'm surprised that he hasn't had countless rallies all over red America that he can proclaim to be counter-protests... with paid attendees if necessary. Obviously, he'll never get the kind of crowds he once did, but there are still dingbats who would show up to swoon for free and others who'd take payments. Maybe he's more afraid of a successful assassination now?

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