Posted by greenman on April 4, 2026, 8:09 pm Valued Poster
And yet, he won’t even share the secret and bring down gov’t travel costs..
New York Times Publishes Deep Dive Into FEMA Official's Claim He Teleported To Waffle House
‘The New York Times published an investigation Friday into an eyebrow-raising claim by top Federal Emergency Management Agency official Gregg Phillips, who claimed that he once teleported to a Waffle House in Rome, Georgia.
"Teleporting is no fun," Phillips said on a podcast last year, per CNN.’
No FUN? Now I know he’s lying… SAY ‘NO’ TO WAR! RESIST!
Posted by greenman on April 5, 2026, 8:24 am, in reply to "What a freakin' weirdo!" Valued Poster
Hard to tell the difference anymore…
Source of the Claim: A March 2026 McSweeney's article titled "Teleportation Journeys of Other Trump Administration Officials" jokingly lists various officials and their supposed "teleportation" destinations. SAY ‘NO’ TO WAR! RESIST!
Oh well, I suppose that's a good thing. Sad that it's so easy to believe.