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"Better pay me that 5,000 up front in cash" LOL

Posted by Skye User icon on September 10, 2026, 12:22 pm
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Reportedly last night trump promised to pay every adult citizen $5000 after the GOP wins the House and Senate in the midterms. LOL!

https://www.msn.com/en-us/politics/government/trump-better-pay-me-that-5-000-up-front-in-cash/ar-AA2bXOYK

Just making the offer is a felony!

Posted by Pikes Peak 14115 User icon on September 11, 2026, 2:32 pm, in reply to ""Better pay me that 5,000 up front in cash" LOL"
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Accepting it is another felony.
US Code Section 18, and it is direct and specific.
No money has to be paid. Just making the offer is a felony punishable by up to two years in prison.
Where is Blanche? Who does he think he is? John Mitchell? Ia he really so stupid to think he can get away with things that resulted in a long line of felon's former attorneys being disbarred?

You can look away from a painting, but you can't listen away from a symphony

Indeed it is

Posted by greenman User icon on September 11, 2026, 4:13 pm, in reply to "Just making the offer is a felony!"
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Offering mass bribes should get him impeached.

But we all know it won't. We live in Kriminal Amerika.

SAY ‘NO’ TO WAR!
RESIST!

If you're going to offer bribes, do it big-time!

Posted by greenman User icon on September 11, 2026, 10:37 am, in reply to ""Better pay me that 5,000 up front in cash" LOL"
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Now as to actually PAYING them, well, as we know, that's a whole 'nother matter...

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RESIST!

Nobody buys it anyway. He's being ridiculed and laughed at!

Posted by Sia User icon on September 11, 2026, 10:44 am, in reply to "If you're going to offer bribes, do it big-time!"
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In a world where you can be anything, choose to be kind.

As he should be.

Posted by greenman User icon on September 11, 2026, 11:00 am, in reply to "Nobody buys it anyway. He's being ridiculed and laughed at!"
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Those verbatim versions of his speeches are frighteningly disconnected from reality. Absolutely the ramblings of a madman.

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RESIST!

Yep, the media really needs to play them, NOT sane-wash them.

Posted by Sia User icon on September 11, 2026, 1:19 pm, in reply to "As he should be."
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Let the people hear his incoherent babble to judge for themselves.

Whattaya wanna bet his MAGA(MEGA)MORONS insist it's AI designed to smear him?

Given that he's fixin' to restart his ridiculous rallies again, lots of them are gonna hear it live and THAT they can't deny is the real deal.

In a world where you can be anything, choose to be kind.

Mainstream media are pretending.

Posted by greenman User icon on September 11, 2026, 4:12 pm, in reply to "Yep, the media really needs to play them, NOT sane-wash them. "
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They can't admit that we are in the hands of a madman. And that is a disservice to real journalism.

SAY ‘NO’ TO WAR!
RESIST!

That would amount to more than a trillion $$$

Posted by Sia User icon on September 10, 2026, 9:11 pm, in reply to ""Better pay me that 5,000 up front in cash" LOL"
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Voters can do math even if Dumbo can't.

In a world where you can be anything, choose to be kind.

Yeah, right.

Posted by Sia User icon on September 10, 2026, 6:38 pm, in reply to ""Better pay me that 5,000 up front in cash" LOL"
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In a world where you can be anything, choose to be kind.

Hey, that money's coming just in time!

Posted by Poppet User icon on September 10, 2026, 3:31 pm, in reply to ""Better pay me that 5,000 up front in cash" LOL"
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I just spent my tariff refund and...oh, wait.

Me too

Posted by greenman User icon on September 11, 2026, 10:38 am, in reply to "Hey, that money's coming just in time!"
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It's almost as if it was never there..smh

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LOL

Posted by Skye User icon on September 10, 2026, 11:32 pm, in reply to "Hey, that money's coming just in time!"
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You got a tariff refund?

Posted by Pikes Peak 14115 User icon on September 10, 2026, 6:13 pm, in reply to "Hey, that money's coming just in time!"
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oh wait again!

You can look away from a painting, but you can't listen away from a symphony

What is a trump promise worth?

Posted by Pikes Peak 14115 User icon on September 10, 2026, 1:34 pm, in reply to ""Better pay me that 5,000 up front in cash" LOL"
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Turkeypalooza
More interesting, Higher cumulative IQ, Higher mean IQ
Far more productive than the event in Dallas

Curly Quayle Endorsement

Lower grocery costs?
Lower gasoline costs?
End inflation on Day one?
No new foreign wars?
Lower housing costs?
Give every voter $5000

All have the same problem

Remember on the 3rd of November.

You can look away from a painting, but you can't listen away from a symphony

Every person who has ever....

Posted by Skye User icon on September 10, 2026, 2:15 pm, in reply to "What is a trump promise worth?"
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had to or tried to deal with him should know the answer to that. Not to mention who would even WANT to deal with him? Is it worth $5000 to sell your soul to the devil?

Where are those turkeys?! They look huge.

Front yard. Five big Toms

Posted by Pikes Peak 14115 User icon on September 10, 2026, 6:21 pm, in reply to "Every person who has ever...."
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I never before noticed the brilliant metallic iridescence on their feathers. Brilliant metallic green, gold, copper, red, blue, and azure as bright as any peacock.

You can look away from a painting, but you can't listen away from a symphony

Wow

Posted by Skye User icon on September 10, 2026, 11:32 pm, in reply to "Front yard. Five big Toms"
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Wow

Posted by Skye User icon on September 10, 2026, 11:32 pm, in reply to "Front yard. Five big Toms"
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