Mar-a-Taco - Donald Trump signed an executive order renaming the planet to Trump. He was reportedly motivated after laughable rejection to both renaming Atlantic and Pacific Oceans, and the Norwegian snub of the Nobel Peace Prize, which trump said was rigged.

It is estimated up to 5.9 billion Earthlings don't know and don't care. Nigerian Fatbwah al Booblong asked "What's a trump?" His wife laughed and said, "It's a funny American word, silly." "What does it mean? he asked. She said, "It means a large, fat, white man who throws half cooked cow meat at the wall." They both laughed.

When shown a video of a burning oil tanker in the Strait of Hormuz by Natalie Harp, trump said "That wasn't in MY ocean. Nothing like that has ever been seen in my ocean. Nobody has ever seen anything like my ocean- and now I own all of it. I stopped seven wars, and now all seven seas are named for me, but I can't get one Nobel Peace Prize. Obviously, it's Biden's fault."

When asked if he would change his mind, Trump said, "There's enough TACO in me for everyone. Nobody has more TACO than me. Not nobody in this room, that room or the whole world. Everyone is already calling it Trump. Obviously."

88% of people surveyed said trump named the wrong planet. "The seventh planet is already named for him, and we refer to him by that title every time we think about him."