Mar-a-Taco - Donald "OJ" Trump, aka Orange Jesus invited the Milwaukee Brewers to the White House for a celebration of their capture of the World Series. Brewers ownership and management accepted the invitation on condition the event takes place either in the Rose Garden or the East Wing.

The White House, temporarily without services of a press secretary because they can't find a blonde bimbo dumb enough to step into the shoes of Caroline Leavitt, or recently departed Katie Zacharia, although front runner Nicki Minaj said she could wear a blonde wig, and umpire a game in the new ball room.

When informed the East Wing was a pile of rubble and debris on the East Potomac Golf Course, and in its place was a gigantic ball room under construction, Brewer's management expressed concern about the invitation. "We don't need no gigantic pitcher's mound on a golf course to feel welcome, and that ball room? WTF? We're ball players. We play on a ball field, not in a ball room!"

OJ Trump's closest confidante Not-a-lie Harp sent the Brewers a video clip of her boss during Inauguration and Certification Day, saying, "Imagine how much more fun it will be in a ballroom six times the size of the largest Walmart on earth!"





After watching the clip, Brewer's manager Pat Murphy and pitcher Angel Zerpa exclaimed, "Oh! THAT kind of ball room! And here we thought it was gonna be a boring old man's dance."