BREAKING: Trump’s Own People Are Lining Up Begging for Immunity And Pardons Before a Single Vote Is Counted.

The Telegraph says insiders are asking for preemptive pardons before the polls open. Trump told the NY Post he’d do it. He did it for J6.

By Dean Blundell - November 3, 2026

Twenty-four hours before the polls open, the Trump White House has stopped talking about winning and started lining up at the counter for get-out-of-jail-free cards. That is not a metaphor. The Telegraph reported Monday that Trumpworld insiders are physically walking into the West Wing and asking for preemptive pardons before a single vote has been counted. One source put it in the plainest terms possible: people are walking in asking for pardons, and the Democrats are going to have a field day.

Think about what that actually means. These are not bystanders. These are the people who carried out the policy and helped enable a rapsit to bankrupt America. They know what they signed, what they ordered, what they wrote in the group chats, and they are so sure it won't survive daylight that they are asking the boss for immunity the day before an election he still claims he is going to win.

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The boss has already said yes

Trump sat down with Miranda Devine for her New York Post podcast on Monday, and she walked him right up to it. She told him Democrats want to arrest Elon Musk, seize his factories and nationalize SpaceX. Trump waved it off as talk, then added that if it is talk, they will have to protect those people. Devine asked if that meant preemptive pardons. His answer: “I would if I needed to, sure. She asked if that covered everybody who ever worked for him. I would not even think about it. I’d do it. I did it for J6.”

He did it for J6. That is the reference point he reached for. Roughly 1,500 people who beat cops with flagpoles and smeared feces on the walls of the Capitol: pardoned in bulk on day one. That is the precedent he is proud of, and that is the template for what comes next.

He also called the Democrats who might investigate his people very evil, which is a strange thing to say about a House Oversight Committee, but we are long past strange.

This is not new. It is just no longer a joke.

Back in April, Josh Dawsey at The Wall Street Journal reported that Trump told a room full of aides he would pardon everyone who has come within 200 feet of the Oval. The room laughed. Someone else who met him earlier in the year said the radius was 10 feet that day. He told advisers in the dining room next to the Oval Office he would hold a news conference before he left and announce mass pardons like a game show host giving away cars.

Karoline Leavitt’s response at the time was that the Journal should learn to take a joke, followed in the same breath by the reminder that the pardon power is absolute. That is the tell. You do not append a legal defence to a joke.

The Journal’s sources said something else that matters more than the quote. Trump raises pardons specifically when staff tell him they are worried about being prosecuted or hauled in front of Congress over decisions they made. Liz Oyer, the DOJ pardon attorney he fired, said the obvious part out loud: when the boss keeps promising to bail out anyone who carries out his agenda faithfully, people carry it out more aggressively. The pardon is not a mercy. It is an incentive. It is the reason the people now standing in the hallway did what they did in the first place.

He has handed out roughly 1,600 grants of clemency in this term. In his entire first term, he signed fewer than 250. Donors, allies, a crypto billionaire whose company pumped Trump’s own coin, a former Honduran president convicted of helping cartels ship cocaine into the United States. The pardon power has become a loyalty rewards/ pay for play program for pedophiles and the mega-wealthy, and the staff have figured out they are eligible.

So has Nikki Minaj: ( and that's another story for a separate thread)