As a heterosexual female myself, I was focusing more on the snake's appearance, but I'm right there with you. In my world tattoos are taboo and I have only the natural parts the Good Lord gave me, not what I thought would make me feel better...no plastic, no Botox. True confession though, I do have a couple of fake hips but only because my natural ones wore out. Today, a lot of women are having those breast implants removed- turns out it hasn't made them feel better about themselves after all, only fake.