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Jimmy dead

Posted by mender on 7/1/2025, 20:27:30

I heard that his organization was taking in over
half a million dollars a day. That’s almost nearly
more than $120,000,000 a year…now he’s with
the God he so loved n he did not even require
his private jet to get there, and he has cut way
back on daily expenditures. Always did think
it should be a necessity and a priority for any
pastor n preacher to be entertaining as well
as an experienced sinner…

Rock on Jimmy… Oh sorry, that
was your cousin Jerry Lee

Jimmy was the subject of Arsenio Hall's best joke ever....

Posted by TEXRA on 7/1/2025, 20:33:08, in reply to "Jimmy dead"

Seems that after his arrest in California for soliciting a prostitute Jimmy told reporters waiting on the courthouse steps that God spoke to him and told him not to talk to reporters.

Arsenio said that it seems like if God had really been talking to him he would have told him that the prostitute was an undercover cop.

365 days at $500,000 per day equals $162,500,000...

Posted by TEXRA on 7/1/2025, 20:34:42, in reply to "Jimmy dead"

...and no, I did not use a calculator or Excel.

Re: 365 days at $500,000 per day equals $162,500,000...

Posted by Johnny Salt on 7/1/2025, 20:37:29, in reply to "365 days at $500,000 per day equals $162,500,000..."

Thommy boy sucks at simple math
he has a track record

I missed. It is $182,500,000. At least nobody noticed...

Posted by TEXRA on 7/1/2025, 21:41:55, in reply to "Re: 365 days at $500,000 per day equals $162,500,000..."

...

Ample n Simple Math

Posted by mender on 7/2/2025, 8:54:41, in reply to "365 days at $500,000 per day equals $162,500,000..."

I intentionally put down the wrong quantity
to see if Johnny stupid could be prompted.

He was able to -

Sad how he so readily is ready to put
those thoughts of mender in his mind…

Riiight

Posted by Johnny Salt on 7/2/2025, 9:36:54, in reply to "Ample n Simple Math"

I’ve lost…

Posted by mender on 6/17/2025, 16:39:10

21 pounds in the past three weeks.
That’s almost 10 pounds a week,
yet I haven’t gotten any taller.

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