The entire yard is mowed! Let it rain!

Posted by COINS™ on 8/13/2025, 12:49:58

I was doing real good until I ran the mower into the side of the house. Hit the gas instead of the brake. I just hope when she puts me in a home it's a room with a view and an ankle monitor that locks the front door if I get too close.

Re: The entire yard is mowed! Let it rain!

Posted by Johnny Salt on 8/13/2025, 12:57:27, in reply to "The entire yard is mowed! Let it rain!"

Re: The entire yard is mowed! Let it rain!

Posted by COINS™ on 8/13/2025, 13:02:38, in reply to "Re: The entire yard is mowed! Let it rain!"

I just finished and it's raining. I was thinking a cow catcher like on a locomotive.

Re: The entire yard is mowed! Let it rain!

Posted by COINS™ on 8/13/2025, 13:07:42, in reply to "Re: The entire yard is mowed! Let it rain!"

As a kid I never got in trouble for lying but was always in trouble for telling the truth.