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What was there before Lake Mead

Posted by Johnny Salt on 6/19/2026, 10:43:17

Don't open it! It's the drain!

Posted by TEXRA on 6/19/2026, 11:44:15, in reply to "What was there before Lake Mead"

...When I was a young, young boy my older cousins took my brothers and me fishing at a pond on their property. I did not understand trot lines or set lines so I began pulling on a string I found running from a tree into the pond. My cousins yelled at me, saying "Don't pull that. You'll pull the plug out and drain the pond." I sat there and worried that I may have accidentally pulled the plug and might cause all the water to run out.

They never let me off the hook.

Re: Don't open it! It's the drain!

Posted by Johnny Salt on 6/19/2026, 11:50:22, in reply to "Don't open it! It's the drain! "

When I was young my girlfriend and I were driving from Phoenix to Sedona. It was windy that day and I said to her while we were driving 'I wonder which way the wind was blowing?'. She rolled the window down and stuck her hand out and said 'this way'.

And she wasn't even a blonde.

Re: Don't open it! It's the drain!

Posted by Truth or Consequences on 6/19/2026, 13:15:25, in reply to "Re: Don't open it! It's the drain! "

Well, these two are...blondes.

Two blondes, who had just recently graduated from the University of Florida and returned home to Michigan, were sitting on a park bench one night during a full moon, just talking and killing time. One said to the other: "Wonder which is farther away, the moon or Florida?" to which the other replied: "DUH, do you see Florida?"

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