How hot is it, you ask?

It is so hot that cold-hearted people are renting out hugs.

...and Blue Bell Ice Cream's flavor of the month is "Not Melted Yet".

...and the most popular clothing trend for young men is the new "Air Conditioner Repairman" line. Girls go crazy over guys wearing them.

It's 95 outside, index at 110. 80 inside because of a/c problems. 😡