I had a 4th. grade Teacher tell me not to use the word Fart in her class because it was a Vulgar word, so I used the word Flatulence and she thought that Uncouth too? As kids in Highschool later on we used to name ours as we cut em in the halls where the girls cold hear it like? "That was a Fudgie and or a Whopper or a Squeezier" and get a wifft of that. Good times. ...