I want to thank Mr. Weird for the kind and thoughtful gift.
Posted by President Joe Biden on May 1, 2023, 12:01 pm Edited by board administrator August 3, 2023, 2:11 pm
I'm trying ever so hard to fuck this country, but some people are still really nice to me. Everyone knows the Biden family eats shit, but people rarely ever send us any. And it was so clever of Mr. Weird to put it on the front porch in a flaming paper bag. That was so gourmet! It was like Fecal Flambé. This is even better than ice cream.
