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Allah has run out of virgins.

Posted by Izzy Weird on June 12, 2026, 2:54 pm

You are

Posted by Pepe on June 23, 2026, 1:26 pm, in reply to "Allah has run out of virgins."

Available.

Yes I am.

Posted by Izzy Weird on June 23, 2026, 2:44 pm, in reply to "You are"

You could kneel on your rug, pointing toward Redmond, and chant "Izzy Akbar".

I'd make a much better Islamist God.

You wouldn't have to kill Jews or queers, or rape children. And you could eat pork too.

I was referring to

Posted by Pepe on June 26, 2026, 1:47 pm, in reply to "Yes I am."

Your virginity.

I appreciate your apparent concern.

Posted by Izzy Weird on June 26, 2026, 2:26 pm, in reply to "I was referring to"

But the topic of this thread are the 72 virgins that Allah promises to jihadists as a reward for committing murder.

It's a wonderful religion, isn't it?

What is

Posted by Pepe on June 28, 2026, 7:16 pm, in reply to "I appreciate your apparent concern."

Your wonderful religion?

Off topic and none of you business.

Posted by Izzy Weird on June 28, 2026, 7:21 pm, in reply to "What is"

This poster seems to be fishing for material for personal attacks.

Stick to the topic.

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