Hmmm, maybe Jacob Zuma(former president of South Africa) want my "Royal" money through his daughter, he thinks he's slick.

But anyway, Jacob Zuma's daughter was among hundreds of women and girls who danced for the me in a traditional ceremony, confirming her engagement to the monarch. And I swear I saw all of her tits and legs in this tradition that NO ONE ELSE DOES IN THE ENTIRE WORLD BUT ME. Now enjoy the video and shut the hell up.

Signed: King Mswati III