You see, when Barak Obama was first elected as President of the USA, I "KKKristopher" flipped out for days and months, I deeply believed that Obama as a Black man was going to enslave me and anyone who looks like me, but lawwwd, he done none of this shiit,... yeah, Black ppl are soo niiice, now I came to realise after all these years that something is wrong with my maranno genes, asss and DNA. Anyway, Black ppl are soo niiice, and I promise I will talk to Trump and his White South African boss to calm down, and stop going after all these laws that were set for the benefit of Natives-Americans and African-Americans. He's clearly going after anything that is NOt White. But he wanna do business with Congo, a non-white country, what's up with that? LOL!!

Signed: I'm not lying. Kristopher K Kolumbus