WHAT DA HELL MAN😠😡

GM sent a note to my office informing me that President Trump had imposed tariffs on our beautiful Heard Island and McDonald Island.
For christsakes, its just Penguins who inhabit the two Islands and we don't trade with anyone.. AND THERE ARE NO HUMAN BEINGS HERE - THE PLACE IS COVERED WITH SNOW ALL YEAR ROUND.

Dammmmmmitt, how can you impose tariffs on a community of Penguins - flightless birds?!
Not even friggin Kris Columbus did this shit to us!

Signed: my community of Penguins will fight this shit to the end - we ain't paying no damn tariffs!...penguin leader.