Almighty, you piece of crap!
Oh no, not Dave Parker!

satan's concubine has claimed baseball great Dave Parker..
He was 74 years old..
He was the star of the Pittsburgh Pirates when they dominated baseball, especially when winning the World Series..
MAY DAVE PARKER REST IN PEACE IN BASEBALL HEAVEN. AMEN

Signed: during his era baseball was all the rage and island guys like me started getting hooked into the sport. Now Almighty has claimed Dave Parker...death to Almighty!!...grimreaper