Lawwwd, i'm not making this up!
Now we Know where Kris Columbus was since he disappeared from here! lol...Anyway

nyt--
Two Texas men planned to recruit homeless people to partake in an armed coup of a Haitian island, murder all the men, and turn the women and children into their sex slaves, according to a federal indictment.
The men, Gavin Rivers Weisenburg, 21, of Allen, Texas, and Tanner Christopher Thomas, 20, of Argyle, Texas, were indicted on Thursday in the U.S. District Court for the Eastern District of Texas, federal prosecutors said in a news release.
Once in control of the island they planned to murder the men and turn the women and children into sex slaves to carry out their rape fantasies, according to the indictment....
[New York times, 11.23]

Unbelievable!
These two - basically white kids! - were so influenced & brainwashed by media images of Haiti that they thought they'd be able to pull off a coup, take over the country/(actually Gonave island), and used the women & children as their sex slaves. Gosh!

Google: "2 Texas Men Plotted Coup of Haitian Island to Enslave Women and Children, U.S. Says."

or just Google: 'Haiti + Texas + Coup', for other reports on this story. Reading is good!