"Now how do you explain this 'piece' of benefit that I have collected Mr Fraudster gm?"

Big Props to you, Investor TheOne.
Now the question is: can you share your good fortune with your dear friend, Mr GM? I'll take a check or transfer funds..
Let me know if you want my address, phone number, DOB & Social Security number, etc.
Let me know where I can send this info!

Signed: I know you're a socialist, so spread the wealth - it's gonna be just between the two of us, don't let the Pygmies know, they snitch too much!... honest gm.