Trump & his administration are really a cult...I swear!
Trump and his White House are praising & thanking him for there not being any hurricanes so far in the Atlantic.

I know this sounds very silly, but why would a president take credit for preventing or blocking hurricanes?
And they posted that shit on the official White House social media site..
In other words, President Trump has successfully intimidated the Atlantic Ocean into submission..
I know many MAGA Christian Evangelicals see Trump as a modern day Jesus Christ, but come on already!!!

AMERICA IS DOOMED!!!!!!