He brags about making a lot of money selling carpet in New Jersey. But spends countless hours on chat boards.

He claims he doesn’t drink, but is quick to share his favorite wines.

He claims he hasn’t voted in decades, but is obsessed with Donald Trump.

He was banned on Ken’s board for his vulgarity, misogyny, and childish insults, but is quick to whine about others engaging in that exact same behavior.

In the past I have attempted to engage him civilly, but I have learned over time that bees don’t waste their time telling flies that honey tastes better than sh*t.