"It was so hot, I saw the Devil in Walmart buying an air conditioner.

""I caught Doc [Severinsen] and the band snorting ice cubes.

I saw a robin dipping his worm in Nestea.""

I saw a fire hydrant flagging down a dog for relief.""

The birds had to use potholders to pull the worms out of the

ground.""

I cooked lobsters on the sidewalk.""

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It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, 'If you want it your way, cook it yourself!'"