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Posted by John K on July 2, 2019, 12:05 pm
Geordie is in jail and he receives a letter from his wife: ‘Dear Geordie, ah hev decided te plant some lettuce in the back garden. When is the best time te plant them?” Geordie, knowing that the prison guards read all the mail, replied in a letter: ‘Dear Ethel, whatever ye de, divvent touch the back garden. That’s where ah hid all the money.” A week later, he received another letter from his wife: ‘Dear Geordie, ye winnit believe whaat happened. Some men came with shovels te the hoose and dug up the back garden,” Geordie wrote a letter in reply: ‘Dear Ethel now is the best time te plant the lettuce.’
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