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Posted by John K on July 12, 2019, 3:39 pm
Geordie and his Jewish friend Issac are in a Chinese restaurant in Stowell Street in Newcastle. “Issac,” said Geordie, “Is there any Jews in China?” “Ah divvent knaa,” Issac replied. “Why don’t we ask the waiter?” When the waiter came by, Geordie asked him, “Is there any Chinese Jews?” “I don’t know sir, let me ask,” the waiter replied and he went into the kitchen. He quickly returned and said, “No sir. No Chinese Jews.” “Is ye sure,” Geordie asked. “I will check again, sir.” the waiter replied and went back into the kitchen. While he was gone. Issac said, “Ah can’t believe there are nee Jews in China. Wor people are scattered everywhere.” When the waiter returned he said, “Sir, no Chinese Jews. I have asked everyone in the kitchen. “we have orange jews, prune jews, tomato jews and grape jews, but no one ever hear of Chinese jews!”
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