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Posted by John K on August 6, 2019, 1:03 pm
A policeman pulls Geordie over because he’s been weaving in and out of the lanes on the A1M. He goes to Geordie and says, “Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyser tube.” Geordie says, “Sorry officer, ah can’t de that. Ah’m asthmatic, if ah de that ah’ll hev a real bad asthma attack.” “Okay, fine,” says the policeman, “I need you to come down the station to give a blood sample.” “Ah cannit de that either. Ahm a haemophiliac. If ah de that ah might bleed to death.” “Well then,” says the officer, “We need a urine sample.” “Ahm sorry but ah cannit de that either. Ye se ahm diabetic, if ah de that ah’ll get really low blood sugar.” “Right then, I want you to get out of the car and walk this white line.” Says the policeman. “Ah cannit de that,” says Geordie. “Why ever not?” says the officer. Geordie repies, “Cos ah’m drunk!”
Recommended Local History websites.
www.oldtyneside.co.uk www.gatesheadeast.co.uk, www.donmouth.co.uk and www.hebburn.org