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Posted by John K on August 12, 2019, 3:09 pm
Geordie is attending a therapy session and the therapist has a theory that couples who make love once a day are the happiest. He decides to test this theory by asking those assembled, “How many people here make love once a day?” Half the people raise their hands, each grinning widely. “How many once a week?” A third of the audience members raise their hands, their grins a little less vibrant. He then asks, “Once a month?” A few hands tepidly go up. “OK how about once a year?” Geordie, sitting at the back of the room, jumps up and down, jubilantly waving his hands. The therapist is shocked – this disproves his theory. “If you make love only once a year,” he asks, “why are you so happy?” Geordie yells, “Today’s the day!”
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